Different Car Forum Topics

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Different topics on all types of car forums:

Bentley Forums
- – - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- – - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill ‘em?
btw, I have a record and I ain’t going back.

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- – - My 10 bolt is broke and I’m completely stock.

Dodge Intrepid Forums
- – - Racing against a 2.7 on the highway is a big mistake.

Dodge Intrepid Forums
- – - Help engine sludge problem, what do I do?

Dodge Intrepid Forums
- – - Weird noises coming from the engine, what is the problem?

Dodge Intrepid Forums
- – - Engine stalled on me in the middle of the highway, replaced the engine 3 times in the last year what do I do?

Monte Carlo forums
- – -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain’t stolen yo.

Mustang forums
- – -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic forums
- – -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

Integra forums
- – -Raced a Corvette last night, NOS didn’t kick in, where the facks my goddamn NOS.

RSX Forums
- – -Fackin Mustangs

VW Bug forum
- – - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- – - When’s the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- – - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- – - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- – -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum
- – - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- – - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- – - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum
- – - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum
- – - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- – - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I’m from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- – - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- – - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- – - Do our cars use AAA or AA’s?

Ferrari forums
- – - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- – - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- – - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum
- – - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum
- – - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum
- – - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- – - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
- – -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Caravan forum
- – - Where’s the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don’t forget where I’m supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- – - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He’s 25 miles away. That’s $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
- – -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- – - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- – - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums
- – -"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums
- – - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM’ing me.

DSM Forums
- – -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM’ing me

Supra Forums
- – -Head too big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
- – -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums
- – -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn’t start!

GM Forums
- – -How come none of the "contact us" links work?

Nissan GT-R Forums
- – -Tried to launch against a Z06 at a light, found out that my AAA card has expired. Know anybody that does good transmission work for cheap?

Honda Forums
- – -I don’t have much torque, but I don’t really care right now.

Accord Forums
- – -Some punk in his 1.5L Civic tried to race me on the highway. Fool little does he know I have a 2.2L.

Mustang Forums
- – -Some Camaro fackin raced me last night, fackin Camaro’s

Viper Forums
- – -8.4L of displacement biaches, nobody can brag with a bigger cock than that. Some kid in a 1.3L RX-7 tried to race me, kids they never grow up.

Porsche Forums
— Took the car for a drive, got bugs on it. What’s a good local paint shop?

Porsche Forums
— Cars in a ditch, where’s my AAA card?

F-body Forums
- – - What’s the best mullet products on the market?

Mustang Forums
- – - Why does the DOT keep making streets with turns?!

American car Forums
- – - What does everyone get their Dale Earnhardt memorabilia?

American car Forums
- – - Walmart deals inside!

RX7 Forums
- – - Where’s all my torque going?!

Corvette Forums
- – - Best heart doctor in the midwest?

Golf GTI/R32 Forums
- – - Some kid was talking shet so I raced and beat the punk. He was driving an STi, don’t ask me for video proof, cuz I don’t have any.

GCF Forums
- – - Yeah American cars suck, look at their interiors. I’d much rather pay >$200,000 for a Mercedes with a nice one.

[Source: GermanCarForum]